Chapter 65: You Too Have a Nose and Eyes

Sun Chengsheng chuckled and said, "Am I not looking even more handsome?"

"Let me take a look... Hmm, you used to look like Daniel Wu, but now you look like Louis Koo."

"Heh, I didn't see that coming. Haven't seen you in a few years, and you've really learned how to sweet-talk, kid."

Sun Chengsheng burst into laughter and slapped Xu Ye's shoulder even harder, almost shattering it.

"Monkey Bro?"

Suddenly, a bold female student in the formation called out.

Sun Chengsheng was stunned for a moment, and his expression darkened by several shades instantly.

"Damn it, you brat, you're setting me up the moment you get here!"

He had been too excited just now, completely forgetting about this whole business.

Originally, he was an instructor—Instructor Sun. Just listen to how damn majestic that sounded.

Now look at him. This brat had just blurted out his childhood nickname, causing his prestige to plummet all the way to rock bottom.

What the hell was "Monkey Bro"?

Would he have any dignity left in front of these students from now on?

The female student smiled, mustered up her courage, and asked, "Monkey Bro, are you and this senior very close? You look like you know each other quite well."

After all, everyone present was a freshman and didn't know Xu Ye's identity, let alone his past notoriety.

So, not only this female student, but others also started chiming in: "Senior, which major are you from?"

"You're so handsome! Can I add you on WeChat?"

Sun Chengsheng was also a playful sort of person, so he didn't mind the teasing. Instead, he laughed heartily and said, "This is my little brother. I won't go into the details, but his name is Xu Ye. Currently unmarried, a certified premium single guy. Anyone interested is welcome to seriously harass him!"

Xu Ye's expression darkened instantly. Good grief, he had come here to play tricks on Sun Chengsheng, only to end up getting played himself?

What was this? Was he treating this like a match-making show?

Subconsciously, he glanced at Su Zijin.

She maintained a blank expression, acting as though she hadn't seen him at all.

Oh no, was Zijin angry?

Sun Chengsheng was a shrewd guy and immediately noticed his anomaly, bumping him with his shoulder.

"Tell me the truth, kid. Did you really come here just to see me?"

Xu Ye replied with an innocent look, "What else?"

"Cut the crap! Who were you looking at just now? Do you really take me for an amateur who wouldn't notice something like that?"

Xu Ye's eyes widened into perfect circles: "Is this the caliber of an active-duty armed policeman? You could even tell that?"

Sun Chengsheng sneered, "Does that require the caliber of an active-duty armed policeman? Anyone with functional eyes could see it, alright?"

"Still not confessing? Which girl are you actually here for?"

Xu Ye rolled his eyes: "So you couldn't even narrow it down to a specific person? You're no better than half-blind."

Sun Chengsheng said speechlessly, "I'm a human, not a psychic, okay? Hurry up, confession brings leniency, resistance brings strictness!"

Xu Ye said, "The prettiest one."

Sun Chengsheng immediately looked over at Su Zijin.

There was no need to question that; no one present could deny that the prettiest one could only be her.

Sun Chengsheng was dumbfounded and grabbed him by the collar.

"Damn it, you little punk, pulling a stunt like this! You actually managed to snag such a gorgeous girlfriend!"

Xu Ye sighed, "Not yet, temporarily."

Sun Chengsheng felt relieved: "I knew it. With a punk like you, how could you ever deserve such a pretty and outstanding girl?"

Saying that, he let go of Xu Ye and smoothed out his collar for him: "Kid, don't say I didn't warn you. Chasing her is genuinely difficult."

"Just look at these past few hours. We've had a few breaks, and every single time, a bunch of people tried to talk to her. And guess what happened?"

"Forget about entertaining them; she'd just give them a single look and ruthlessly chase away every single guy who tried to approach her."

Xu Ye chuckled softly, "That certainly fits her personality."

He had known this from his past life.

She had never shown such an icy side in front of him alone.

Thinking of this, he unconsciously glanced at Su Zijin again, his eyes filled with tenderness.

"But then again, you're not half-bad yourself, kid. You've got eyes, a nose, a mouth... you barely look like a man—"

"Monkey Bro, won't your conscience hurt from telling such barefaced lies?"

"What is a conscience? It would have to exist for it to hurt!"

Sun Chengsheng burst into laughter and patted his shoulder again: "Alright, no more messing around. Since you like her, go ahead and put in the effort to chase her."

Xu Ye smiled and steered the conversation away: "Speaking of which, how did you end up becoming an instructor? I remember your rank shouldn't have put you in line for this duty, right?"

"Just too much free time. You know how public safety is in our country, especially in inland cities like Jiangshi. There's hardly anything that requires our armed police force."

"That's true. It's best if you guys stay this idle forever, not just in inland cities, but ideally in border cities like Yunzhou and Tibet as well..."

"Haha, you finally said something intelligent, kid..."

Xu Ye: "Then blah, blah, blah..."

Sun Chengsheng: "Hey, that was just yadda, yadda, yadda..."

The two of them chatted about everything from the past to the present for the better part of the day.

By the time Sun Chengsheng finally snapped back to reality, the bell for the end of the class had already rung.

Sun Chengsheng's eyes widened in shock: "Damn you, you brat! You actually CC'd and stunned your brother for half an hour!"

Originally, this was supposed to be training time, but because of Xu Ye, it had turned straight into a break.

Xu Ye blinked at him: "You're only realizing that now?"

With that, he flashed a V-sign to the younger students in front of him: "Ain't your senior awesome?"

A burst of laughter immediately erupted from the front.

"Even though Senior is a hater, he's seriously awesome!"

"You're amazing, Senior! I love you, Senior!"

"Senior, do you have a girlfriend?"

"If not, how about I be your girlfriend?"

"If you do, how about you swap her for a new one?"

"If you don't like girls, I can be your boyfriend too!"

Sun Chengsheng chuckled nearby and dismissed the class.

A few daring female students got even bolder and swarmed straight toward Xu Ye.

"Senior, are you coming back this afternoon?"

"Senior, you have to come this afternoon. If you don't, we'll miss you."

"Senior, Senior, let's add each other on WeChat..."

Some girls even took out their phones and thrust them right in front of Xu Ye.

"Easy, easy..."

Xu Ye fumbled with a laugh, patted his pocket, and his expression changed slightly: "Huh? Where's my phone? Must have forgotten to bring it. Haha, my bad, maybe we can add each other next time..."

Nowadays, who would forget to bring their phone when going out?

This was clearly a polite rejection.

But since he had saved face for them, the girls who wanted to add him didn't push further and tactfully stepped back.

Xu Ye let out a long sigh of relief.

Good thing he was quick-witted just now, otherwise, given that murderous aura from earlier...

It felt like he could have died at any second.